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itspauladeen:

the day someone makes microwave popcorn that uses every kernel and none of it burns is the day the science can just stop because nothing will ever be as important

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aangnog:

aangnog:

i havent heard from beyonces sister in solange

this is the best pun ive ever made

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puncheschildren666mas:

i dont have goals

goals are for soccer

i am not soccer

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beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

h2ochristina:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Some people have the most ridiculous URL’s. Like, have some class.

Thank you tumblr user spicy-vagina-tacos

You’re welcome

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skuboglesby:

all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]

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lady-awesome-of-asgard:

jesuschristvevo:

do black people celebrate christmas

Yes we gather around the traditional KFC bucket and tell stories of Beyonce 

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